ROCKY IS BORNED
I Can Make You a Man
{ "Describe Brad}
Frank A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds { "Two Brads" }
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground; { echo "balls" "Don't laugh
Rocky, that would hurt" }
Rocky Ugh... Ugh...
Frank And soon in the gym with a determined chin,
The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause
Will make him glisten { "What's your favorite toothpaste?"
} and gleam.
And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, {
"Lower! Lower! Lower!" "Missed it, missed it, now you
gotta kiss it!" "That's why he missed it!" }
He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man.
{ "What does cum taste like?" } Oh honey...
All But the wrong man.
Frank He'll eat nutritious { "cum" } high protein { "cum" }. And
swallow raw eggs... { echo "cum" } { "It's the world's
largest dildo!" }
Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and...
legs
Such an effort if he only knew of my plan.
In just seven days... { "and seven nights" }
Frank & Transylvanians I can make you a man. { echo "I can make you a
fag, just like your dad" or to be really weird "I can
make you eat Spam, out of a can" }
Frank He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and
jerk { "off" }. { "Hey look, Rocky found a hole in the
floor" }
He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work.
Such strenuous living I just don't understand,
When in just seven days... { "and seven nights" }
I can make you a man.
{ "What the opposite of ooh-ah" }
Frank Ah... ooh!
{ "Kool-aid man!" }
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