ROCKY'S BORNING
Up now! Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator...
{ "What were the last words at Chernobyl?" } and step up
the reactor power three more points! { echo "THREE MORE
TRIANGLES!" }
Janet Oh brad!
Brad It's all right Janet.
(colorful fluids, etc. in the order Red, Orange, Yello,
Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet) { "Red hearts, Orange stars,
Yello moons, Green Clovers, Blue diamonds, more blue
diamonds, Purple horseshoes" }
{ "Is it soup yet?" "It's not soup 'till the microwave
explodes" "Soup's on" }
(Rocky emits some guttural garbage)
Frank Oh! Rocky!
The Sword of Damocles
Rocky The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head,
And I've got the feeling that someone's gonna be cutting
the thread.
Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery.
Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big
downer. { echo "...that I've got the start of a pretty
big boner" }
I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of
bed.
All That ain't no crime.
Rocky And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnamable dread.
All That ain't no crime.
Rocky My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go.
And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer.
All Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Rocky Oh ho no no
All Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Rocky Oh ho no no
All Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Rocky Oh ho no no
The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head.
All That ain't no crime.
Rocky And I've got the feeling that someone's gonna be cutting
the thread.
All Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Rocky Oh no no no
All Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Rocky Oh no no no
All Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
Rocky Oh no no no
(repeat until end -- Sha-la-la)
All Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't
no crime,
Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't
no crime,
Sha-la-la.
Frank Well really. That's no way to behave on your first day out.
Rocky Ugh Ugh (forlornly like a puppy dog)
Frank But since you're such an exceptional beauty, I am prepared
to forgive you.
{ "If you're horny and you know it beat your bars, if
you're horny and you know it and you really want to show
it, if you're horny and you know it beat your bars" }
Rocky Ugh Ugh (applause) (Rocky bangs his bars)
Frank Oh, I just love success.
Riff Raff He's a credit to your genius, master.
Frank Yes.
Magenta A triumph of your will.
Frank Yes.
Columbia He's O.K.
Frank O.K. (hits tank) { "Get your tits off my tank!" }
O.K.! { "What do you think of Bill Clinton?" } I think we
can do better than that. Humph!
Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?
{ "Lie bitch" }
Janet Well, I don't like a man with too many muscles. { "Just one
big one" }
Frank I didn't make him... for you! { "She gets him anyway" } He
carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval.
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