CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE
{ "Betsy Ross used to sit at home and sew, and sew, and
sew..." }
Narrator And so, by some extraordinary coincidence, fate, it seemed,
had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that
appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. But it
was to be in a situation which none of them could have
possibly foreseen. And, just a few hours after announcing
their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted... {
"Frank's cock!" } forbidden fruit. { "same thing" } This
in itself was proof that their host was a man of little
morals... { "Yay little morals!" } and some persuasion. {
"Yay some persuasion!" } What further indignities were
they to be subjected to? And what of the floor show that
had been spoken of? { "Where do you masturbate?" } In an
empty house? { "When do you masturbate?" } In the middle
of the night? { "Rates are cheaper" } What diabolical plan
had seized Frank's crazed imagination? { echo "What
diabolical chicken walked on your forehead" } What indeed?
From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to
be... { "Can we have a picnic?" } no picnic. { "Aww... and
I brought the ants" (dejectedly) }
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