CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE

{ "Betsy Ross used to sit at home and sew, and sew, and sew..." } Narrator And so, by some extraordinary coincidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. But it was to be in a situation which none of them could have possibly foreseen. And, just a few hours after announcing their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted... { "Frank's cock!" } forbidden fruit. { "same thing" } This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals... { "Yay little morals!" } and some persuasion. { "Yay some persuasion!" } What further indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the floor show that had been spoken of? { "Where do you masturbate?" } In an empty house? { "When do you masturbate?" } In the middle of the night? { "Rates are cheaper" } What diabolical plan had seized Frank's crazed imagination? { echo "What diabolical chicken walked on your forehead" } What indeed? From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be... { "Can we have a picnic?" } no picnic. { "Aww... and I brought the ants" (dejectedly) }

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