LAST SUPPLE
{ "Why does Dr. Scott have seven forks?" "He hasn't ate
yet" }
{ "...If that's the Hostess, I would hate to see the
Twinkie!" "If that's the twinkie, I'd hate to see the
cream filling!" }
(Riff Raff and Magenta wheel in a cart and place a large
piece of meat in front of Frank. He carves the meat and
Riff Raff serves it to the others. Riff Raff pours and
spills wine before this)
{ "The Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker... It slices, it
dices, it circumcises!" }
Frank A toast { throw TOAST } ...to absent friends...
All To absent friends.
Frank And to Rocky.
(Frank starts a verse of staccato "Happy Birthday Rocky"
and cuts it off after "Dear Rocky." Janet continues until
she realizes she is the only one left singing.)
Shall we?
{ "Why is Rocky drinking from a specimen glass?" "'Cause
he's a piss poor actor!" }
{ "What kind of wine is it? Oh table wine..." }
{ "New from Wham-O, its Frisbee Meat!" }
Dr. Scott We came here to discuss Eddie.
Columbia Eddie! (Frank threatens her with the slicer) { "Shut up
bitch or you'll be breakfast!" }
Frank That's a rather tender subject. { "That's a rather
tasteless joke" } Another slice anyone?
{ "Janet gets it... Brad gets it... Dr. Scott gets it.
Rocky gets it, but he doesn't care." }
{ a) "Did any of you see my skateboard?" }
Columbia Excuse me. (Exits room, closes door behind her, and
screams)
{ a) "Oh, There it is!" b) "What's the matter? You ate him
before -- you can eat him again!" "Yeah. but not with
ketchup" }
Dr. Scott (to camera) I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but is was
worst than I imagined... Aliens! { "Who the fuck are you
talking to? ...Who the fuck are we talking to?" }
Rocky Ugh?
Brad Doctor Scott!
Frank Go on, Dr. Scott. { "Or as they say in East Berlin" }Or
should I say Dr. Von Scott. { "Seig Heil!" }
Brad Just what exactly are you implying?
Dr. Scott It's all right!
Brad Doctor Scott!
Dr. Scott It's all right, Brad
Eddie
Dr. Scott From the day he was born { "Not the night, but the day" }
He was trouble. { "With a capital 'T'" }
He was the thorn { "Not the rose but the thorn" }
In his mother's side. { "Not the ass but the side" }
She tried in vain... { echo "cocaine in both the artery
and the vain" }
Narrator ...but he never caused her nothing but shame. { "shame,
shame, shame" }
Dr. Scott He left home the day she died.
From the she was gone { "Bop shebop bop" }
All he wanted { "was Dr. Scott's cock" }
Was Rock-n-Roll porn { "and Dr. Scott's cock" }
And a motorbike { "Woooooooo..." }
Shooting up junk... { "What was he?" }
{ "What the fuck was he Chuck?" }
Narrator He was a low down cheap little punk! { "Fuck you!" }
Scott Taking everyone for a ride.
All When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy { echo "finger-
fucked his teddy" }
You knew he was a no-good kid.
But when he threatened you life with a switch-blade knife
{ echo "with a dick this size" while showing how big
with your hands }
Frank What a guy! { echo "What a fag" }
Janet Makes you cry. {echo "Makes you gag" }
Dr. Scott Und I did.
Columbia Everybody shoved him. { echo "Everybody sucked him." }
I very nearly loved him. { echo "I very nearly fucked
him." }
I said, hey, listen to me; { echo "I said, hey listen
screw me;" }
Stay sane inside insanity! { echo "Stay hard inside my
pussy" }
But he locked the door and threw away the key.
{ echo "But he pulled it out and came all over me." }
Dr. Scott But he must have been drawn
Into something, { "What the fuck is a zum-zing?" }
Making him warn { "Who?" }
Me in a note that reads...
All { echo } What's it say? What's it say?
Eddie's voice I'm out of my hed. { "Spelled H-E-D" }
Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. { "Spelled right" }
They mustn't carry out their evil deed. (scream)
All When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid.
But when he threatened you life with a switch-blade knife
Frank What a guy!
Janet Makes you cry.
Dr. Scott Und I did.
All When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid.
But when he threatened you life with a switch-blade knife
{ echo "...with a ball-point pen" }
Frank What a guy!
{ "What does Santa say?" }
All Oh-oh-oh...
Janet Makes you cry.
{ "What does Fat Albert say?" }
All Hey, hey, hey...
Dr. Scott Und I did.
{ "What the fuck is an 'unt'?" "It's a three-fourths of a
cunt" "What happened to the other fourth?" "I ate it!" }
(Frank pulls the tablecloth off of the table and the
slaughtered remains of Eddie are seen under the glass
surface)
{ "I told you, I hate celery!" }
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