EDDIE'S SHOW
Columbia EDDIE!
Hot Patootie (Bless My Soul)
Eddie Whatever happened to Saturday night, { "Sunday morning" }
When you dressed up sharp and you felt all right?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine.
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go,
And listen to the music on the radio;
A saxophone was blowing on a rock 'n roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n
roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n
roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n
roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n
roll.
{ When Eddie stomps: "Eat shit... And die" }
My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled.
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt.
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine.
Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good. Woo you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n
roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n
roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n
roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n
roll.
(for a total of twelve times)
{ when the transylvanians appear on the screen "Step, step,
step, kick. Step, step, step, kick. Step, kick, step,
kick. Kick, kick, kick kick." }
(Frank attacks Eddie with an alpinist's pick)
{ "That's no way to pick your friends." }
{ "What's the score between you and the vault and say it
sweetly" }
Frank One from the vaults. (chuckles)
{ "Give those (rubber gloves) to Magenta; she knows what to
do with used rubbers -- turn them inside out and use then
again." }
Rocky Ugh...
{ "I'm upset!" }
Frank Oh Baby... Don't be upset... It was a mercy killing... {
"Mercy, mercy, mercy." } he had a certain naive charm, {
"What did he lack?" } but no muscle (Rocky flexes a bicep)
...Oh!
I Can Make You a Man (Reprise)
Frank But a deltoid and a bicep.
{ "What did you have from breakfast?" } A hot groin and a
tricep.
Makes me, oooh, shake, { echo "Boogie with a midget" }
Makes me want to Charles Atlas by the { "Balls" } ...ha-ha-
hand.
Frank & Transylvanians In just seven days { "and seven nights" }
I can make you a man.
{ "Step, strut..." }
Frank I don't want no distention,
Just dynamic tension.
{ "Sing it, bitch!" }
Janet I'm a muscle fan.
Frank In just seven days, { "and seven nights" }
I can make you a man.
Dig it if you can
In just seven days, { "and seven nights" }
I can make you a man.
(Frank and Rocky's wedding march)
Transylvanians Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah!
Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah!
Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah!
Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah!
{ throw CONFETTI }
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