FLOOR SHOW
Rose Tint My World
A. Floor Show
(Unfreeze - Columbia)
Columbia It was great when it all began. { "Hip, hip" }
I was a regular Frankie fan.
But it was over when he had the plan
To start a-working on a muscle man.
Now the only thing that gives me hope { "is smoking dope"
}
Is my love of a certain dope.
Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and
pain.
(Unfreeze - Rocky)
Rocky I'm just seven hours old, { "and can't dance" }
And truly beautiful to behold.
And somebody should be told
My libido hasn't been controlled.
Now the only thing I've come to trust { "Is Janet's bust"
}
Is an orgasmic rush of lust. { "Anal floss" }
Rose tint my world and keeps me safe from my trouble and
pain.
(Unfreeze - Brad)
{ "What's two plus two?" }
Brad It's beyond me; { "What do you say when you masturbate?" }
Help me Mommy!
I'll be good; you'll see,
Take this dream away.
What's this? { "The floor!" } Let's see,
I feel sexy!
What's come over me? { "Frank!" }
Woo! He it comes again.
(Unfreeze - Janet)
Janet I feel released; { echo "real cheap" }
Bad times deceased.
My confidence has increased; reality is here
The game has been disbanded; my mind { echo "cunt" } has
been expanded.
It's a gas that Frankie's landed! { "'X' marks the spot" }
His lust is so sincere. { "Kiss my ass" } (Janet kisses
the air)
B. Fanfare / Don't Dream It
Frank Whatever happened to Fay Wray? { "She went ape-shit!" }
That delicate, satin-draped frame? { "Describe the
abortion!" }
As it clung to her thigh { "What? The ape-shit or the
abortion?" }
How I started to cry { "I'd cry too if I had abortion on
my thigh!" }
'Cuase I wanted to dressed just the same.
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
Erotic nightmares, beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever.
Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, oh.
(Frank jumps into pool, fog clears, and he is floating in
a life-ring labeled USS Titanic)
{ "Hey waiter, there's a fag in my soup. Shhh...
everybody'll want one!" }
{ "I told you Michaelangelo, the ceiling!" }
{ "Why does God have his finger up Frank's ass?" }
{ "That's why the Titanic sunk, fags will go down on
anything" }
{ "I didn't know the Titanic was a fairy-boat" }
{ "Why'd the Titanic sink?" "Because Frank blew a hole in
it and suck out all the seamen" }
Don't dream it, be it. (four times) { echo "Don't drink
it, Frank peed in it" }
{ "Last one in is a heterosexual!" }
(Brad, Janet, Rocky and Columbia jump into the four
corners of the pool. Columbia hits the water last)
All Don't dream it, be it (eight times)
{ On sixth time: "Use the force!" }
(On sixth line, De-Medusa handle falls, and Dr. Scott is
unfrozen)
Dr. Scott Ach! { "-choo!" } We've got to get { "the fuck" } out of
this trap { "and into that pool" } before this decadence {
"Yay, decadence!" } saps our wills. I've got to be strong
{ "like my hardon" }, and try to hang on { "to my hardon"
}, or else my mind { "and my hardon" } may well snap {
"crackle! pop!" } and my life will be lived... { "as a
bowl of Rice Crispies" } for the thrills!
{ "What's two plus two?" }
Brad It's beyond me; { "What do you say when you masturbate?" }
help me Mommy!
Janet God Bless Lilly St. Cyr.
C. Wild And An Untamed Thing
{ "Whose pool is this?" }
Frank My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my...my
I'm a wild and an untamed thing.
I'm a bee with a deadly sting.
You get a hit and your mind goes ping.
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing.
So let the party and the sounds rock on.
We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone.
Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
All We're a wild and an untamed thing.
We're a bee with a deadly sting.
You get a hit and your mind goes ping.
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing.
So let the party and the sounds rock on.
We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone.
Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
We're a wild and an untamed thing.
We're a bee with a deadly sting.
You get a hit and your mind goes ping.
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing.
So let the party and the sounds rock on.
We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone, gone, gone.
Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
{ "This is where the choreographer died" }
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