PROLOGUE

Usherette (lips)   Michael Rennie was ill
                The Day the Earth Stood Still
                But he told us where we stand. { "On our feet" while
                   standing }
                And Flash Gordon was there
                In silver underwear, { "It was gold!" }
                Claude Rains was the Invisible Man. { "outa sight!" }
                Then something went wrong
                For Fay Wray and King Kong;
                They got caught in a celluloid { echo "sexual" } jam. {
                   "69" }
                Then at a deadly pace
                It came from... Outer Space. { echo "It sat on where...
                   Janet's Face" }
                And this is how the message ran:
                { "Freeze!" }

        Chorus  Science fiction, double feature
                Doctor X { "Sex Sex Sex Sex" } will build a creature.
                See androids fighting { "and fucking and sucking on" }
                Brad and Janet
                Anne Francis stars in { "Deep Throat and" }
                Forbidden Planet
                Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
                At the late night, double feature, { echo over double
                   feature "Fuck your teacher" } picture show.

Usherette (lips)   I knew Leo G. Carrol
                Was over { echo "fucking" } a barrel
                When Tarantula took to the hills. { "Lick it, Bitch!" }
                And I really got hot
                When I saw Jeanette Scott { echo "When I saw Janet's twat"
                   }
                Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills. { echo "Fight
                   a penis that spits semen and kills" }
                Dana Andrews said Prunes
                Gave him the runes { echo "Gave him the shits" }
                And passing them used lots of skills { "Yay skills!" }
                But When Worlds Collide, { clap hands, "BOOM!" }
                "I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills," { echo "sexual
                   thrills" or echo "I'm gonna give you some fucks and
                   some thrills" }
                Like a...
                { "Sex-ray" }

        Chorus  Science fiction, double feature
                Doctor X { "Sex Sex Sex Sex" } will build a creature.
                See androids fighting { "and fucking and sucking on" }
                Brad and Janet { "Brian Thompson" (his name is on the
                   screen at the time) }
                Anne Francis stars in { "Deep Throat and" }
                Forbidden Planet
                Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
                At the late night, double feature, { echo "Fuck your
                   teacher" } picture show.
                
                I wanna go { "I want to cum" }
                Oh Oh Oh
                To the late night, double feature, { "Rocky Horror" }
                   picture show.
                By RKO, { "Really Kinky Orgasms" }
                Oh Oh Oh
                To the late night, double feature { "Rocky Horror" }
                   picture show.
                { "Where's the best place to fuck?!" } In the back row,
                { front row: "Fuck the back row!" while flipping them off}
                { back row: "Fuck the front row" }
                { "Fuck all the rows!" }
                Oh Oh Oh
                To the late night, double feature, { echo "Fuck your
                   teacher" } picture show.
                

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