RIFF CHIEF AGAIN
Magenta How sentimental.
{ "You bitch, you made the drugs wear off!" }
Riff Raff And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said we were
to return to Transylvania, { "I was speaking French" } I
referred only to Magenter and myself. I'm sorry, however,
if you found my words misleading, but you see, you are to
remain here; in spirit, anyway.
Dr. Scott Great heavens! That's a laser!
Riff Raff Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure
anti-mater. { "Then it doesn't matter?" }
Brad You mean... you're going to kill him? What's his crime?
Dr. Scott You saw what became of Eddie. Society must be protected. {
"Fuck society!" "I'm trying, I'm trying." }
Riff Raff Exactly, Dr. Scott. And now, Frank N Furter, your time has
come. Say good-bye to all of this, { "Good-bye all this" }
and hello { "Hello" } to oblivion. { "Hi, oblivion, how's
the wife and kids? Your wife, my kids." }
{ "A blink of the eye, a twitch of the lips,
First one to scream gets zapped in the tits!" }
(Columbia screams - get zapped)
{ "That's alright, That's OK, I like warm milk anyway." }
(Frank cowers away, and tries to escape by climbing a
curtain - gets zapped)
{ "Rope please!... Thank you!" }
(Rocky moans over and falls on Frank's body. Picks him up
and begins to climb the tower - gets zap, zap, zap, zapped
- falls into the pool to his death)
{ "Chest of steel... Back of steel... Shoulder of steel...
Armpit of steel... Tower of plastic!" }
Brad Good God!
Janet Oh! You killed them!
Magenta But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
{ "Get paranoid!" }
Riff Raff He didn't like me! { "Get real paranoid!" } He never liked
me!
Dr. Scott You did right.
{ "Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch..." go into
smaller units if you want.. }
Riff Raff A decision had to be made.
Dr. Scott You're O.K. by me. (holds out his hand as to shake it with
Riff Raff)
{ "Nanu, nanu... shit, wrong aliens" }
Riff Raff Dr. Scott, I'm sorry about your... nephew. {echo "sexlife"
}
Dr. Scott Eddie? Yes, well, perhaps it was all for the best, heh,
heh, heh.
Riff Raff You should leave now, Dr. Scott, while it is still
possible. We are about to beam the entire house to the
planet Transsexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania. Go...
Now.
(Brad and Janet wheel Dr. Scott out of the house)
(to Magenta) Our mission is completed, my most beautiful
sister, and soon we shall return to the moon-drenched
shores of our beloved planet.
Magenta Oh... sweet transsexual Land of night...
To sing and dance once more to your dark refrain.
To take... that... step to the right!
Riff Raff & MagentaHa!
Riff Raff But it's the pelvic THRUST!
Chorus (flashback to Time Warp sequence) That really drives you
insaaaaane
Magenta And our world will do the time warp AGAIN!
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