JANET'S BADROOM
(Janet and Brad are shown to their separate rooms by Riff
Raff and Magenta)
(knock)
{ Clap hands on 'one.' "Rocky Horror sex scene, take one!"
or "Never worry Never fear, Frank the wonder fuck is
here!" }
{ "Just like hamburger helper, just add the meat" }
Janet Uhh! Who is it? Who's there?
Frank (Brad) It's only me, Janet.
Janet Oh, Brad darling, come in.
Oh! Brad, Oh Brad. Yes, my darling... but what if...
{ "Don't worry, I brought a rubber!" }
Frank (Brad) It's all right, Janet, everything's going to be all right.
{ "Don't fuck with the hair!" }
Janet Oh, I hope so, my darling. Oh... Ah... ahh OHHH! Oh, it's
you!
Frank I'm afraid so, Janet, but isn't it nice...
Janet Oh, you beast, you monster... Oh what have you done with
Brad?
{ "Nothing yet, he's saving the best for last" }
Frank Oh, well, nothing. Why, do you thing I should?
Janet You tricked... I wouldn't have... I've never... never... {
"What about the football team, boy scouts, and the girl
scouts, and the chearleading squad" etc... }
Frank Yes, yes, I know, but it isn't all bad, is it? I think you
really found it quite pleasurable.
Janet Oh, stop... I mean help... Brad Brad!... Oh Brad!!
Frank Shhh. Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see
you like... This! { "Assume the position" }
Janet Like this like how?! Oh, it's your fault... you're to
blame... { "No, Sue's to blame, doesn't anybody read the
cradits?" } Oh... I was saving myself... { "For what? A
rainy day? Look outside bitch, it's pouring" }
Frank Yes, but I'm sure your not spent yet...
Janet Promise you won't tell Brad? { "Slut!" }
Frank Cross my heart and hope to die... { "Stick a dildo in my
eye, shut your mouth and spread you thighs." }
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